I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Randomize
