yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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