Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
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his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
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I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
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