Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
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