Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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