Rock
Scissors
Fuck
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Randomize
