Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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