Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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