have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
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