check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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