And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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