does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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