it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
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