I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
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I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
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Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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