If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
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His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
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A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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