He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
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