I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
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Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
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you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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