they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
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We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
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Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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