just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
All I want is dick and wine.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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