I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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