just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Someone signed my nipple.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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