took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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