It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
This girl is more easily done than said...
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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