Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
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You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
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I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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