idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
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There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
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Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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