you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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