I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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