sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
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Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
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Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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