I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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