i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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