People with herpes should wear stickers.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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