rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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