mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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