She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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