:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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