Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
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What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I lost the right to judge tonight
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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