I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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