New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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