Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
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I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
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Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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