Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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