So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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