i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
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They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
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OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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