He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
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walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
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Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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