I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
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