If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I have fence marks all over my body
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
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