Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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