It's Friday. Sex?
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
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I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
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just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I party with great urgency now.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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