My sheets look like a crime scene.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I need a burrito and a hug.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Randomize
