So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
She swung at the pinata with crutches
My liver just had a heart attack.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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