Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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