There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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