Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
this will be a night to untag.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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