lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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