YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
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Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
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Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize