its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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