pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
Randomize
