Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
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Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
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My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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