Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
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