I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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