Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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