I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
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If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
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Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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