lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
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now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
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I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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